At 40, every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell. #Humpday #40zFabulousness #MommyFab

At 40, you get two invitations to go out on the same night, and you pick the one that gets you home the earliest.  #Humpday #40zFabulousness #MommyFab

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -  Groucho Marx #Humpday #40zFabulousness #MommyFab

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball #Humpday #40zFabulousness #MommyFab

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller #Humpday #40zFabulousness #MommyFab

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. - Jack Benny #Humpday #40zFabulousness #MommyFab

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley #Humpday #40zFabulousness #MommyFab

You’ve heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. - Francis Cardinal Spellman #Humpday #40zFabulousness #MommyFab

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard #Humpday #40zFabulousness #MommyFab

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Eli Cass #Humpday #40zFabulousness #MommyFab